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A truly horrible week in what had already been a seriously trying year. One of my favourite aunts died suddenly this week. So suddenly that we never even got an official diagnosis for her illness before she died. I had lost touch with her for a long time because she moved far away from the family to a rural part of Nigeria but I had spent years asking after her with nobody apparently knowing where to find her. We finally reconnected last year but I never got the chance to see her again. She was just the most wonderful person; she wasn’t perfect, none of us is, but I thought she was terrific. She had that rarest of qualities – true kindness, and she was never anything other than nice to me. How often can any of us say that about the people we know? Aunty Olu wanted nothing but the best for me and never had any hidden agendas -I can count the number of people I know who qualify for those criteria on one hand and still have fingers left over.

She was a superlative cook; seriously, you have no idea. I learnt to cook from her as much as I did from my Mother. Her fish pasties and fairy cakes are the stuff of legend. I cannot express how much colder and older the world feels without her. I try to console myself that I did what I could for her when I could, but it seems inadequate somehow. Still I know she rests in the everlasting arms; ‘ I am the resurrection and the death. He that believes in me, even though he dies, yet shall he live. And he that lives and believes in me shall never die’. The death of Fidel Castro in the same week led me to ponder about the legacy that we leave and to compare the effect that these two deaths have had on the people connected with both the deceased. To have crowds celebrating in the street that you have died – what a testament to a wasted life. So, we redeem the time because the days are evil, and they are short. I guess the lesson is to do all the good you can for all the people we can because we will not pass this way again. A healthy, life-affirming week to you all.

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Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness,
Close bosom-friend of the maturing sun;
Conspiring with him how to load and bless
With fruit the vines that round the thatch-eves run;
To bend with apples the moss’d cottage-trees,
And fill all fruit with ripeness to the core;
To swell the gourd, and plump the hazel shells
With a sweet kernel; to set budding more,
And still more, later flowers for the bees,
Until they think warm days will never cease,
For Summer has o’er-brimm’d their clammy cells………

That John, what a wordsmith, eh? Is there anything better than arriving back at a toastily-warm house after walking home from work on a dark autumnal night? Not going to work in the first place? Slackers, each and every one of you! I actually took the feature photograph on my way to work a couple of weeks ago. Not too shabby as a way to start the day, non?

Anyway, lovely as autumn is, I have been rained on walking home every day this week. And I mean rain, not drizzle. Why don’t you get an umbrella, I hear you ask? I have an umbrella; in fact the last time I checked I possess at least 4 of them. Problem is, I hate them so much I’d rather get wet. I hate the dripping, I hate their seemingly perennial dampness, I hate the wretched spokes that never seem to behave themselves. So, I get wet instead. Before you ridicule me, I share this disdain for brollies with no less a personage than Albert Einstein. There’s a great story of him leaving a lecture hall and walking out into pouring rain. One of his students rushed after him, aghast that the great man might get drenched, and asked if him if he did not have a brolly. He replied that in fact he possessed several but never used them as they made him anxious. If he took a brolly home, he then worried that the next time it rained, he would be at work with no brolly. The converse applied if he took a brolly to work. ‘Why don’t you leave an umbrella each at home and at work’, his student asked? ‘Oh, that is even worse’ he replied. It meant that more often than not, both umbrellas ended up at the same location and he forgot about them. The next time it rained, he was usually at the umbrella-free location. See what I mean? It’s a nightmare!

What I really need is a car, and pronto. This time I need a car that does not necessitate immediate speed-dialling of the RAC as soon as I buy it. Watching those delinquents Clarkson, Hammond and May on the Grand tour hasn’t helped either. Oh Lord, won’t you buy me a Mercedes Benz…. 🙂

Speaking of Albie as I like to call him, here’s his excellent way of explaining his theory of general relativity: If you are at a party talking to a beautiful woman (this was pre gender-fluidity, bear with me…..), an hour seems like a minute. If you are sitting on a hot stove, a minute seems like an hour. If that’s not crystal-clear, I don’t know what is. Have a dry and toasty weekend.

 

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Well, I warned you- change and mayhem. With the world reeling at the prospect of President The Donald, I hope my offering of puppies and rainbows and peonies will calm you down somewhat. The recent US election campaign has been incredible. It’s the most honest campaign I’ve ever seen because for the first time ever, the game has been laid bare. The electorate was offered only 2 choices- worse or worser, to coin a phrase. This has been going on for decades but it has never been so transparent before. The people saw right through it and decided to give the establishment a bloody nose. However. no matter who you vote for, the government always gets in. Doubtless, they’re already regrouping to see how they can manipulate someone much less malleable than Hilary would have been. Still, man proposes and God disposes. We shall see what we shall see. He doesn’t need money, fame or success. He’s already been exposed as a male chauvinist pig and there is no reputation to protect. I am very interested to see what he might be tempted to sell his soul for, unless of course it’s already in hock in which case it’s a simple matter of collecting a debt. Conspiracy, ahoy 🙂

IMHO, people didn’t so much vote for Trump as against Hilary and what they perceived rightly or wrongly as a seriously corrupt establishment class. This class never learn and constantly underestimate the anger of the general public because of course, they have little or no contact with that public. It’s the same reason why people voted for Brexit and look what’s happening there – they’re trying to nullify 33 million votes and saying that the votes of 650 people can overrule the referendum. If they don’t get the result they want, they just resort to skulduggery and cheating. I’m always amused when we send observers to elections in developing countries. Talk about ‘Physician, heal thyself’. Sooner or later, they’ll attempt to do away with democracy because too many people are wide-awake now. Things are about to get very interesting indeed. If I were President Trump, I would invest in some top-notch independent security. He should ask Hilary for some numbers; the mercenaries they’ve been using in Syria and Iraq (sorry, ISIS militia) could be just the ticket 🙂

And if you’re worried about The Donald, we’ve had worse in the past. Who could forget Danforth Quayle with his ‘potatoe’ and Dubya with his ‘Some of our children is not learning’. A Yale education, natch. Oh and by the way, just in case anyone cares, Guantanamo Bay is still open with business as usual. Plus ça change, plus c’est la même chose. For the more frivolous, I offer the following advert outside a taqueria:

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For the even more delinquent among my readers, I offer the following courtesy of my brother Wolix:

 

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C2H5OH. You know it makes sense (hic! hoc!!)

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It has been ages since I’ve had the time to post – how have you all been surviving??? No need to despair, I’m back. Quit that sniggering at the back. I’m on holiday. The nicest phrase in the English language, bar none. I was hoping to go away, but the best laid plans of mice and men….

I was hoping to go to Miami but that did not pan out. I decided that it was probably not a good idea anyway- it’s my birthday on Wednesday when the results of the election will be released. I’m not sure that my sense of humour and gun-toting, angry Americans are a good mix. Talk about your lose-lose election. I was in the US when the Oklahoma bombing occurred, I was there on 9/11. I think I’ll sit this one out. November 9 is a day of change and general mayhem anyway, as befits the day on which one of my gargantuan ego graced the world with her arrival. Tin hats on, that’s my advice.

Today, I’m featuring the work of  couple of artists who caught my eye lately. The watercolours are by Angela Hewitt who is based on the Isle of Wight. I like her line very much. She also makes cards and accessories etc. Check her out. Emma West makes the most beautiful porcelain and ceramic tiles in Cornwall. I particularly like the ones made with impressions of wildflowers. Really nice work. If you’re renovating your bathroom or kitchen, have a look at her work.

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On a lighter note, I see that there is an exhibition showing Tracey Emin and William Blake’s work side by side. How I laughed. That’s just cruelty, that is. At least it wasn’t Tracey Emin and Guido Reni.

Blake, William; Our Lady with the Infant Jesus Riding on a Lamb with Saint John; Paintings Collection; http://www.artuk.org/artworks/our-lady-with-the-infant-jesus-riding-on-a-lamb-with-saint-john-30607

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Well, it all adds to the gaiety of the nations. Art is in the eye of the beholder. I know many people who would rather have the Emin than the Reni, so what do I know? Different strokes and all that.

In the spirit of getting older if not wiser, I share with you one of my favourite sayings- Knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit and not a vegetable; Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. Toodle pip.

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