First of all, maximum kudos to Her Majesty. I had cause to drive through Windsor yesterday (thank you so much Highways Agency for shutting down three M4 junctions….) and it got me thinking about power and how hanging on to it is not for dummies. The Queen is wilier than Wily.E.Coyote. Putting aside royalty’s penchant for bumping off inconvenient rivals to the throne, you can’t rely on plain murder and mayhem; after all, uneasy lies the head that wears the crown and all that. The sheer wizadry of the smokes and mirrors sleight of hand pulled off by the monarchy is a masterclass in pragmatic politics. Forget Megzit, put this 93-year old in charge of Brexit! Having the commonsense to ignore the rabid demands to throw the baby out with the bathwater, Elizabeth R realises that when you have a couple of rock stars at your disposal, it’s better to to keep them in the tent……. Because love them or hate them, Harry and Meghan alone in that entire family are blessed children, they’re sprinkled with star dust. It’s not fair but that’s life. So, the Queen apparently casts them off while leaving loopholes that you could drive a carriage through in case the family needs them to return. Respect! The best bit is witnessing the incoherent rage of H&M haters club. They know they’ve been stitched up, they just don’t know exactly how or why. If you think I’m wrong about the utter lack of desolation that the media etc would have us believe is engulfing the palaces, answer me this: if you have a nightmarish family member who wishes to leave you, brushing the dust of your family enclave from their shoes, never to return and this is what you also wish for, do you,

a) tell them “Begone, into the outer darkness, where there is wailing and gnashing of teeth”, or

b) pay off the £2.4 million it cost to renovate their home and let them keep that home, gratis, just in case they wish to come back and live 10 minutes away from you, the only ones in your family to do so.

I rest my case, m’lud. Point of all this, it made me think of perseverance. Yesterday was really hard, I think I just hit a wall. I’ve worked so hard at AlaraApothecary and I just seem to keep banging my head against a ceiling. So, there I was in church at the evening service and I remembered a cogent saying: ‘You can doubt your beliefs, you can believe your beliefs, but never believe your doubts’ It’s why I use my own products all the time. Just once in a while, I use something I haven’t used for a while and when the aroma fills the room, I think “This is soooo good!” It keeps me enthusiastic . Once more onto the fray I go. If I don’t put my products out there, I won’t find stockists. And even if people cannot stock them at present, each encounter is useful for learning what to do, or not do. Good luck in all our enterprises this week. Toodle pip.

Places I’ve been to that are much better in person than staying in and seeing their photographs: Via Tornabuoni, Florence
Megavissey Harbour, Cornwall
Double rainbow, Somerset
River Thames @ Chiswick

I was reading an article earlier this week which suggested that JOMO (joy of missing out) is the new FOMO (fear of missing out), the theory being that we are now all taking a break from social activities, particularly social media and rather than worrying about missing the ‘latest thing’, we ought to hunker down at home and just enjoy being cosy. Who can argue with that? It’s winter, it’s dark at 4pm and our homes are lovely and toasty-warm with any luck. Hibernating till April sounds great. And yet, and yet. I’ve been following the Harry & Meghan affair just like you and this is not remotely about being on anyone’s team but looking at the amount of vitriol being directed at the couple, I just wonder how much of that stuff the writers of such vicious comments would say to their faces as opposed to anonymously abusing them, egged on by the media. We are all becoming so disconnected from one another, head down staring at our phones, buds in, shutting out the world and other people. Being a contrarian, I believe that if anything we should all socialise a lot more and spend less time alone. Then we might realise that it’s actually OK for others to disagree with us without all protagonists descending to playground level.

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2020 – we all made it, hurrah and huzzah. Even though we are completely befuddled by the random days off and change of dates and can’t currently tell our Wednesdays from our Fridays (I know you’re feeling me…), we are determined to hit the ground running in 2020.

We’ve started by infuriating everyone we know. How, you ask? By pointing out that this is not a new decade, there’s no year zero so the new decade starts in 2021. Yep, 4th of Jan, and we’re already on everyone’s hate list. Awesome. Should you wish to follow this ‘despicable me’ lifestyle, I caution you to practise ducking quickly for a while first. People WILL throw things, the uncouth louts 🙂

So, going against the stream as is our wont, we have a competition starting today for a chance to win one of 2 New Year Hampers. Christmas Hampers are soooo 2019. Why? Well, riddle me this – who doesn’t like getting that last-minute unexpected Christmas prezzie after Christmas? Zigackly! Plus, who doesn’t like free stuff that they haven’t earned in any way, shape or form? The hamper will feature at least five items from our range, some of them costing more than a fiver! Just kidding. You are automatically entered into the draw as a subscriber so if you haven’t joined our list, do so ASAP, but there is also a chance to win another hamper by following us on Instagram so you can double your chances – just follow us and #alaranewyear. Good luck, mes braves.

We will be sending you notifications of new blog posts in 2020. Don’t worry, we’re such slackers we only write one a week usually so you won’t be bombarded. Hope you enjoy them – all non-trolling feedback/comments/jokes gratefully received. Prize draw will be on Jan 31st with three random winners selected (UK address subscribers only). You’ll get your goodies just before Valentine’s Day because AlaraApothecary- we’re all about the love. Have a healthy and prosperous 2020.