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O Bateman, Where Art Thou?

You know when your life seems absolutely insane and you think ‘that’s it’, surely it can’t get any crazier…. and then it does? If you don’t lucky you. If you are a fellow-sufferer, don’t worry, the first eight years are the worst. AlaraApothecary: like Barnabas, we’re Sons of Encouragement 🙂 I only wish I could […]

The power and the glory

Another thoroughly exhausting week but I actually managed to cross some stuff off my to-do list. Whoop, whoop. The whole world is apparently traumatised at the moment– first Brangelina split, then GBBO split. It is impossible to convey the degree of sheer ennui both these stories have caused me although I must say I enjoy […]

Just because you can

Dear readers, a million apologies for going AWOL for a while. I’ve been crazy busy trying to do a gazillion things at once – with non-hilarious results. I have been keeping an eye out for the stuff I hope will tickle your fancy. The story that made me roll my eyes the most was Theresa […]

Butterfly Wings

So, I was in Dunstable in Bedfordshire recently. I stayed opposite the Priory where Archbishop Cranmer nullified the marriage between Henry VIII and Catherine of Aragon, thereby cutting off ties with the Papacy and establishing the Church of England. It led me to wonder about all the small decisions we make which have much greater […]

Listeria Hysteria Part II

Bank holiday, and the sun is shining. In England. Talk about your once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon. I however seem to be living in my own very tiny bubble of entropy. I’m going through one of those periods when I have a deleterious effect on electrical devices. It sounds unlikely but you have to witness it to believe […]