Lovely Carol & the Herm Island Rotisserie

Meet the lovely Carol, uber-English Rose who has managed to burn her face while watching her husband in the Herm boat race:

Despite slathering herself repeatedly with industrial quantities of suntan lotion and wearing a hat the size of a wagon wheel she still got burnt, with both the wind and the sun contributing to mess with her schoolgirl complexion. Her wifely devotion cannot be questioned, that’s for sure!

I have promised to whip us some Factor 2000 SPF cream  for Carol when I return to London. The problem is that she is a bit of a Princess and her skin reacts to creams not made from gold-leaf and fairy dust. In the meantime, I recommend lavish application of Aloe Vera gel and a Hazmat suit.

PS: Hubby’s team won their race so it was all worth it. Well done, boys.