Welcome to ClownWorld

I’ve been told off for posting about any random stuff that I find interesting, rather than bigging up AlaraApothecary. Sorry, award-winning AlaraApothecary as I obnoxiously refer to it these days 🙂 Seriously, the products are fabulous, buy something immediately. You know it makes sense.

A good friend of mine has decided that, forget The Matrix breaking down, we have now made a complete shift to a parallel universe he calls ClownWorld. And who can argue with him? I haven’t posted for a while because what would be the point? Life is a satire that my imagination can hardly keep up with. You can’t write a parody of a parody. My favourite items this week? They are linked and brought to you by the comedians at Twitter. Item no.1, Twitter fact-checkers suspended Luigi Warren’s account until he deleted a tweet where he says that spike protein shedding is possible after you receive an mRNA vaccine, though he doesn’t believe that it would be a problem. Not true, Misinformation, delete your tweet! One of the two pioneers of the technology for mRNA vaccines was…. you guessed it, Luigi Warren 🙂 I guess bothering to check who the tweeter was and what his qualifications are for the statement he was making, was just one check too many. His paper with Derek Rossi, co-founder of Moderna (yes, that Moderna)? – Highly efficient reprogramming to pluripotency and directed differentiation of human cells with synthetic modified mRNA (2010).

Meanwhile on the other side of town, item no.2. The Nigerian government blocked Twitter in Nigeria because of a rude remark about the President. Censorship! You can’t just block someone just because you disagree with their statement……….oh! I told you, ClownWorld.

I don’t intend to talk about the vaccine per se. My view is, the information is out there, you pays your money… My only concern is the idea that it’s OK to inject products that are still in clinical trials into children. What ninth circle of hell is this? Even the government say that children are pretty much unaffected by SAR-Cov2. Why aren’t we following the science? It is reprehensible to give them an injection with unknown longterm effects for a disease they are not in danger from. I truly don’t know what to do except pray for the children. This is when the clown changes from the funny guy at the circus to the clown from It.

Just as unamusing is being told ‘Freedom day’ might be postponed. Colour me astonished, not. Please read the previous post. I only wish I was proved wrong. Note to idiot government – We are already free, it’s only you loons who think the planet should be a giant prison. Muppets. I fully expect to wake up one day and find ‘variants’ are now by postcode. The SO2 8AT variant is on the rampage!!! Run for your lives!!!! I will repeat what I said a full year ago, the Covid gameshow-from-hell is a busted flush. They can huff and puff, but they won’t blow this house down. So people, be of good cheer. Greater is He that is in you, than he that is in the world. It may not look or feel like it, but it is solid Truth. Although, your friendly neighbourhood fact-checker may not necessarily be able to see it. I leave you with our traditional cheesy joke:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Now, get online and buy an AlaraApothecary product. Have a fabulous, sane week.